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    @LEMONBALMBABY What does the washing machine gain by lying about how long the cycle has left, if u need more time just say it?
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    Smol Cat @OneSmolCat it probably feels so good to crush a watermelon with your mouth if you're a hippo
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    "Why are you walking so fast?" Me:
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    fk ya zodiac sign, what's your favorite garden hose setting CENTER FLAT JET SHOWER MIST SOAKER
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    That Mom Tho @mom_tho the number of turns i miss because my gps overestimates my ability to comprehend 600 ft
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    How rich people get rich: 7609 N hard work hard working poor people
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    randy @randypaint me: i would like to buy a piano yamaha: ok me: i'd also like to buy a motorcycle lol do u know where i can find a good one yamaha: ur not gonna believe this
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    FRET TIME FILLS 785 MIKES BIKE SHOP Micycle's bichael shop
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    Medieval peasant when you explain how we have industrial farming and the internet and are still working twice as many hours as him:
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    Dr Charlotte Lydi... Follow @lottelydia Incredible work by gmail here on the suggested replies to a professional email. Yes, I am working on it. I am overwhelmed Yes, I'm working on it.
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    BERA I feel so alone, I wish someone would care about everything going on in my head & love me unconditionally 44 oz I'm a terrible person. No one deserves to be around this. I need to get everyone away from me Sprike PUSH my trauma brain 24/7 without breaks Col
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    If I go to sleep my free time will end And tomorrow will start
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    God is dead. Now we only have Michael
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    SECURITY NOTICE All Employees Must Wear ID Badgers When Entering
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    NORMALIZE BEING A SNUGGLE BUG GETTING COZY, GOING BLANKEY MODE
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    Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith My resolution, and I think it's doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
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    dam @adambyrne_ do gen z know we used to upload 90 photos to a facebook album after every single night out? they'd be so mortified for us. I can never believe this fell out of style. Nothing like scrolling and seeing an album named "Skating annnd raannddooommm:)<3 xD rawr :3" with 567 photos in it from one night
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    We're Adults And We Get To Decide What That Means: The Home Depot Edition Facebook.com/listables.co itics
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    Drinks available: Sprite Diet Coke THE VOID Sprite PUSH Diet PUSH PUSH
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    putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith
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    me in conversation trying not to forget my point trying not to interupt
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    When you try to start the car and it cranks for a little too long [softly] Don't.
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    Me when my alarm goes off for the 5th time
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    If we were married I'd pack your lunch with one of these bad boys every day
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    Kehinde @kehindee_b are you http? because I'm :// without you 4:11 AM 3/28/21. Twitter for iPhone ...
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    People on Facebook marketplace be like, "Gorgeous couch! We've had it 11 yrs, but is LIKE NEW. Only missing 7 cushions. Raccoon once gave birth on it, but the smell is almost gone. A few exposed nails, but not rusty/no tetanus shot needed if poked. Paid $3675, selling for $3600."
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    aphrodite @aphrodite_latif it's all fun and games until you see how ugly you look at the target self checkout camera
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    I was running late for work and couldn't find her leash, this is how I walked my dog this morning.
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    The Elder Scwolls IV OBWIVION O w O
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    Stay in this bathroom for 24 hours and get $75 Million. What you doin? 75 mil, ima know every roach personally "be careful with Benjamin bruh he got asthma"

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